How We’d {Debate}

Monday night, more than 80 million viewers watched Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton engage in their first televised presidential debate. The traditional back-and-forth style was split in six topics and attempted to cover today’s biggest issues.

As the candidates (those sly foxes 🐺 ) danced around questions, they never quite gave us the answers we, the electorate, deserve.

So we want another format.

Here at The Prompt we put our best minds together, crowdsourcing alternative options for Trump and Clinton to prove their worth to the nation. We wound up with ideas that include nudity, prank phone calls, and tennis ball rocket launchers.

Real Debates Wear Spandex: American Gladiator for President by Kelaine Conochan

Rap Battle: A Debate Over 16 Bars by Jillian Conochan

Who’s Calling Sean Hannity? The Non-Debate We Need by Matt Guttentag

President / VP Amazing Race: Taking the Debate on the Road by Erin Vail

Candidate Roast: The Hottest New Debate Style by Josh Bard

Panic at the Debate! Why We Can’t Have Nice Things by Justin Wright

NEW American Fear Factor: Sink Your Teeth Into This Gross Debate by Zachary Gordon Straus

Surviving the Debate Naked and Afraid…in Real America by Jared Hutchinson

If anybody knows somebody that can plug us into the social pipeline, we are eager to turn these ideas into real, live, televised events.