Emojis to the Rescue: How to Text Your Boss About {Why You Are Quitting}

In modern business, there’s no better way to say “I QUIT!” than through emojis! Having trouble finding the right words to say to your boss? We’ve got you covered.

Just use one of the following texts that cover the scientifically proven 6 Most Common Reasons People Quit Their Jobs.

It’s as simple as COPY, PASTE, then on to the next phase in your life!

“I have fallen in love at the christening of an oceanliner.”

“I will be watching Ghost on repeat until Christmas.”

“My wife and I need to commit full-time to appropriating Japanese culture.”

“Do you think this Keats website is going to promote itself!?”

“The Barefoot Contessa and I are drunk and waiting for Jeffery to get back from the city with crusty bread.”

“My repeated warnings to and the subsequent silence from the HR Department about your piggish advances have led to me feeling unsafe at the office.”